McCarthy was right and Obama and Congress should be arrested and all Communists should be hanged. If you don't think Obama is a Communist, you are retarded. Oh, and STOP THE NEW WORLD ORDER!!!!
More lessons after the jump.
Judging by the size of the crowd, I don't quite believe the wingnut congresswoman's estimate of a million and a half people on the mall today. The tents on the mall were for the Black Family Reunion, not the Tea Baggers. If there was 50k there, I'll eat my dirty underwear on "Fox and Friends".
The very worst thing you could shout is "Fox News told me that it is unpatriotic to criticize the President in a time of war" in a scrum of Tea Baggers mugging for the Fox News cameras. That will get your ass kicked. I hope for the sake of the Colbert Report and the Daily Show that Fox uses that footage.
Another thing that will get your ass kicked is picking up an Obama sign in a pile of horse shit and throwing it out. Apparently some tea baggers consider that "theft" and will appeal to the police about it.
Another important thing I learned from the LaRouchies is that it is NOT disrespectful to the memories of six million exterminated Jews to compare Obama to Hitler. You see, the Jews brought it upon themselves by voting for Hitler, just like everyone who ends up in a FEMA detention camp will deserve it for voting for Obama or not doing enough to oppose him.
Asking CNN why they aren't covering the controversy regarding Glenn Beck's whereabouts in 1990 (see this website: http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayou... will get a big glob of spit in your face from a threatening, toothless redneck.
When people tell me that people are fighting and dying for my freedoms and why aren't I, I whipped out my Military Retired ID card and explained that I did my 20. Apparently, that ID card is an ACORN forgery.
When you DO shout "It is disrespectful to criticize the President in a time of war" in the middle of a crowd at Fox News, that is inciting violence and the wingnuts will run to the police while other wingnuts physically intimidate you and an old lady calls you a "pedophile". Also, Fox News never said that it is unpatriotic to criticize the President in a time of war, that is what LIE-BRULS said that conservatives said.
Also, when said wingnuts are in your face calling you "commie, traitor, socialist, asshole, etc." and you smile, coquettishly bat your eyes and purse your lips, blowing the 50-ish Fox News junkie a kiss, that will REALLY get your ass kicked.
So, in short, Obama is a Communist, a Fascist AND a traitor. But he is NOT a porn star (H/T Grandpa Simpson, the original Tea Bagger).
Just a few lessons learned from the Tea Bagger's Ball.